How to attract a Finnish woman

Congratulations! Having a crush on a Finnish woman has the potential to change your life! It may be the starting point of a big and happy adventure. I am also excited to tell you that Finnish ladies are most likely one of the easiest nationalities to have a relationship with.*

But how to attract a Finnish woman? Just take a look at this easy list and work accordingly:

What Finnish woman does not like:

  • If you talk all the time to avoid silence.
  • If you don’t talk. (Remember at least to take the initiative and ask her out!)
  • If you don’t provide a feel of equality to the relationship.
  • If you never pamper her and make her feel like the queen of your heart.
  • If you don’t make her feel that you think she is beautiful.
  • If you try to take a picture of her.
  • If you have the confidence to kiss her without her giving any signals you should and she doesn’t want to kiss you.
  • If you don’t have the confidence to kiss her without her giving any signals you should but she would like you to kiss her.
  • If she is moping around and you don’t know what you did to make her mope. (Talking will lead into fight or even more extensive moping.**)
  • If you are not honest.
  • If you are too honest. Or honest at the wrong time.

Simple, right?

*Okay, I did not find any actual research backing this up but if I ever do doctoral studies, I promise I will orchestrate such a study.

** If she is moping, the best way to avert the whole crisis is to buy flowers. Works every time.

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